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Movie Reviews
American Pie
This is an awesome movie about a group of
kids in high school. I guarantee you'll laugh a lot, especially at the scene with the apple pie.(this is for u joel!)
-2-
This has lesbians...heh heh, the rest was
funny too. " I kinda glued myself to...myself!!" Ha ha ha A must must must see!!!
-Blair witch project+2: Book of secrets-
If
I wanted to see snot, I'd have kept my three bucks and filmed myself!! Ok, witch kills kids, but can not kill when someone
is looking...wierd. 2 was abit better. I give it a 3 on both.
-The Patriot-
Benjamin Martin is a widower trying
to raise his seven children. when his eldest is killed by british troops, he goes out to wreak vengance.
-Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring-
Awesome!!!! Abit of the book's plot and screens cut, but
still an amazing story. I loved Orlando Bloom as Legolas. The imagery was beautiful. And that cave troll was definatly Uuuuglyy!!
And if you were sharp eyed, you could have seen the Hobkins brothers, the three trolls frozen in the hobbit in the Arwen scene.
And the ringwraiths were awesome!! A must see! Two swords, a bow, and one Axe up!!
-Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers-
We left right where the fellowship fellapart.
Gandalf seems to have been destroyed by a Balrog. Boromir tried to take the ring and scared Frodo off. He then dies trying
to save Merridoc and Peregrin from Saruman's Urulak-hai. Now the three companions( Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli) Follow the
trail of the Orcs to the Land of Rohan. they meet eomer and the Riders of the mark. He borrow horses to see if they can find
Merry+Pip. Ganadalf is back as the white. the dispelling of Grima wormtounge, theoden awakes and there is a battle at Helm's
Deep. The riders and the three left of the Fellowship fight against terrible odds. Gandalf is gone again. Merry and pip
meet Fangorn, or Treebeard. They get him and the other ents steamed up and they destroy Isengaurd, or the wizard's vale. Frodo
and Sam meet Gollom and they use him to help them get to Mordor and to Orodrim.
-Lord of the Rings: Return of the King-
I could give you the book part, but let's wait for P. Jackson on Dec. 17, 2003.
-Final fantasy-
The computer graphs were good. the games had
more plot, but the graphics make up for the plot dump.
-Jurrassic Park III-
A good finisher to this tril. Awesome effects,
and a new spiecies. I loved the dinosaurs.
-Shrek-
This was a good one. Eddy Murphy and Mike
Myers make this a humourous comedy. A "Orcish" fariytale, it stars a green Ogre and a beautiful princess. An evil Lord want
all the fairy tale creatures dead. So he collects tham, and throws them in a swamp...Shrek's swamp. Now this Ogre has no people
skills, and wants them all gone. So he goes to Lord Farquad and does a job: Save the princess. He saves her and after awhile,
falls in love. The karioke at the end is cool. A must see.
-Monsters inc-
Good, but childish. I liked it a bit here and there.
-Jimmy Neutron-
Piece of sh**! Loads of
scientific errors. Puns in the names are VERY corny. A meteor shower in space? Give me a break! No, in the neck so I don't
live to see the sequel to this ...er...Can I call it a movie?
-Joe Somebody-
Good movie. Of course it
is!! It's got Tim allen in it. That's all you need!!
-Not another teen movie-
Rated R dudes,
so try to get your parents softened up. Nudity, sex, racial slurs, and of course...LESBIANS!!!
-The Time Machine-
Awesome effects, poor plot. It needs some work.
-Resident Evil-
Like I said with FF, needs a plot. Graphics cool. See if you like the game only.
-Ice Age-
OMG!! A children's movie, but the themes!! I loved it. A comedy that has a few sad parts. A eager to been
seen twice movie.
-Blade II-
Dull. repetative. Vampires, oh, how original!! You get my drift on this one's rating?
-Kung Pow-
ok, for a kung fu movie.
-Spirit: Stallion of the Cimeron-
An ok film. The horse does defy physics and a horse that is shot in the chest lives without medical help. A
perfect film for my friend Skippy Jay John Packard...heh heh.
-It's about a boy-
Another one of those girlie movies, but I liked this one a bit. It's got good Ol' Hugh Grant. there's
this boy that he meets through a bad date and the boy won't leave him alone. at the end, both man and boy help each other
get women.
-Spiderman-
AWESOME!! My gosh! Toby was an excellent actor. I love Kirstin as M.J. in that rain sceen. and in the attack
of the Bank, the second explosion shows Stan Lee. Ag Lee will do the Hulk in 2003. Hopefully there will be a second Spidy
movie!
~MIIB~
not too good as the first one. If you like the sci fi stuff enough, go to this one.
< Star Wars>
- Episode I: The Phantom Menace-
This one is cool. Qui gon Jin and Obi are awesome together. they try to save Naboo. R2 enters as a humble
astro mech. We see like Vader, or Ani as his friends call him. Damn he's good at flying. He falls in love with Padme. On Coruscant,
Ani is forbidden training, but Qui gon says shove it, I'll do the training!! Valorin's out of the republic, and Palpatine's
the main man. Maul kills Qui-gon, and Obi use's Qui's saber to cut Maul in two. Ani destroys the Droid controller too.
- Episode II: Attack of the Clones-
Ani's all grown up. it seems the Republic is in trouble. Thousands of star systems have spilt. Padme is wantted
dead. Jengo Fett!!! Well anyways, pad and Ani are in love. Obi hunts down Jego. Clone army on Kamino.Jengo goes to Geonosis.
Obi follows and is captured. Ani and Pad got to Tatoonine to save Shibumie Skywalker. Ani finds her dying in a tuskan camp
and kills them all. Ani and Pad go to Geonosis and get captured. They are sentanced to death, but are saved by the Jedi. Big
fight scene, jedi die from massive army of droids. Yoda and clones save the day. Yoda fights Dooku, Ani looses an arm, and
Dooku flees to Sidious. The Clone wars have begun.....
- Episode III: TBA-
- Episode IV: A New Hope-
Starts off with princess Leia's blockade runner getting captured. Then she sends the R2 ( YAY!) and C-3PO
droids to TAT, where Uncle Owen Lars buys them. then R2 seeks out the legendary Ben Kenobi. luke and Ben got to Mos Esley,
and meet Han Solo and his wookie, Chewbaaca. they have problems with Greedo, and Jabba ( Boba in background !!) they go to
Aalderan, but find out it's gone, and there's the Death star. they get sucked in. they rescue Leia, but Obi-wan falls to Darth.
Rebals set base in Yavin 4. Then they battle the DS, and with one min on the clock, luke protons the nuclear core.
- Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back-
Just as it says. Hoth gets crushed, luke goes to Dobahg, to train with yoda. Darth Vader sends bounties
on Leia and Han. Boba trails them the Bespin. they are captured, and Han gets froze. Luke skips training to go and save them.
Yoda warns of the consequinces... then there is the big fight between Darth Vader and Luke. we learn the Darth is Anikan,
and luke's father, luke loses his father's lightsaber and his right hand. He falls out the garbage despoil, and is recued
by Leia. Han is taken to Jabba's.
- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi-
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Book Reviews
Lord of the Rings(a trilagy) by J.R.R. TOLKEN
It's about a bunch of hobbits, dwarves, and elves trying to get rid of the ONE ring. They are followed by Gollum, a diseased
hobbit, all the way to the south. The second book picks up there and the third form that one.
The Silmarillion
This book is like the prequel to the Hobbit. It is made up of five littler books, and tells of the
First through the Third ages in Middle Earth. The main story is that of three jewels, called the Silmarils. Feanor, a Noldor
Elf makes them from the light of the two sacred trees. Melkor, the evil spirit kills the trees. The good spirits ask Feanor
to give them one Simaril to bring back to life the trees. He refuses to, and hides them. Then Melkor steals them and flees
the Holy Land. Feanor, his brother Fingolfin, and their sons swear to get them back. Thus starts a hopeless war. The elves
almost lose, when the Valar save them.
The Hobbit
This is the prequel to the Lord of the rings tril. It stars Bilbo Baggins, the hobbit. Gandalf and
thirteen dwarves ask Bilbo on a quest to recover the dwaves lost mountain. Their journey is long and treacherous. Trolls,
Orcs, giant spiders, and hostil elves block their way. Not to metion the giant dragon awaiting them in the mountain.They win,
and Bilbo goes home rich.
Ender's Game
This is a nice book. It's a sci fi and in space. It stars a young boy, Andrew(Ender by friends)
Wiggan. He is six when he is shipped off to Battle school, in space. He then thrives and conquers all that oppose him. He
becomes a brilliant tactitian. At twelve, he is sent to Command School. All the while Earth is planing to fight the Buggers,
an alien race that tried to conquerer Earth. While at battle School, Ender plays a game, one that simutalte the real battle....alittle
too real...
Other books in Ender Series
Children of the Mind
Xenocide
Ender's Shadow
Shadow of the Hegemon (These are about the same as EG, so have fun!!)
A Farewll to Arms
This book is by the Great Hemingway! It's about a soldier henry that is in the First world war on
the Italian side. The thing is he's an American He falls in love with a british nurse, gets hit by a trench mortar, knocks
up the nurse, deserts the army and when Catherine the nurse gives birth, the baby is dead and she dies of a hemorrage. Henry
then runs away...
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